And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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