is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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