You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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