did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I will be naked everywhere
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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