Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
