I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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