I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
