You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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