it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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