so that wasnt chicken after all
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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