Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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