You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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