Non-Jews are for practice
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
We are two peas in an std pod
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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