apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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