Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
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