You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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