My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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