So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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