i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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