is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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