Christians are straight up FREAKS
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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