Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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