Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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