i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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