you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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