It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Drake has all the answers
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Randomize
