all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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