I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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