I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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