i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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