This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Randomize
