last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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