you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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