I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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