I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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