Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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