South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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