Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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