I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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