Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize
