did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Holy shit dude........stairs
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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