just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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