And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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