Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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