this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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