i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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