i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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