I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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