I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Life is so much better after having sex.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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