I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Randomize
