you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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